You're a liar. If you lie, "bend" the truth, lack integrity or the courage of your own convictions, you're worthless. If you're a scumbag, at least be man enough to own up to it. Ill have more respect for you.
If you lack appreciation of what you have. Don't take what you have for granted. it may be all you ever have.
If you have a huge ego. Don't be more into yourself than you are anything else. Your plugs aren't that big, your tattoos aren't that great, your band sounds like every other band.
If you're slutty, you can forget it. Save the lack of respect for women and stds for someone else. I'm eighteen, I don't want to stepmom your astranged kids or babysit on dates. Go spread your diseases somewhere else.
If you have a drinking or drug abuse problem. I say problem because I'm not making reference to moderation. I don't want to watch you dry heave every night or clean up dirty needles.
If you have emotional baggage, dump it somewhere else. I'm not heartless, but I'm not paying the price of the damages someone else has inflicted upon you. That's no ones job but your own.
If your myspace page is full of comments from an array of girls leaving flirtatious text, respond accordingly to the circumstances, Don't flirt back.
If you're bipolar, skitzo, or otherwise crazy, I don't want to date you or one of your five personalities.
If you lack manners or class. Hold doors open for someone carrying things, say please and thank you. Use manners at the table. You'd think they'd be simple things, but you'd be suprised with how many people lack.
If your phone is full of noodz of girls you pretended to like, just delete me.
If you're going to use having tattoos or body modifications as an excuse to be fat and lazy, don't bother. If you're idea of a good life is partying twenty four seven without any stability, moderation, responsibility, waste someone elses time. High school ended a long time ago for most of you. Get a job, set some goals.
If you're 25 and haven't .moved out of your parents house... enough said.
If you've ever cheated on your girlfriend, delete me.
If there is a restraining order against you somewhere, there's a reason. I'm not trying to make this a part two.